Tuesday, August 26, 2008

TOPICAL TUESDAYS: HILLARY CLINTON RETURNS

Tonight's the speech. What will she say? I don't really care much. The PUMAs (Hillary supporters who've proclaimed Party Unity My Ass) probably won't be watching. It's completely crazy and insane. I don't want to blabber on this blog about abortion rights or anything like that. Those who know me, know where I stand. I will say this though: many of these PUMAs care very much about a woman's right to choose. But let's put that aside for our purposes and go to fantasy land for a couple paragraphs. Let's say you live in a mythical democracy and support a candidate named Willary Tinton for your party's nomination. And let's say she loses a very heated and nasty race to a candidate who we'll call Paback Othama. Now I can understand bitter feelings for a few weeks. I can even understand having a month or two where you publicly say you won't vote for Othama at all.

BUT... Let's say it's now time to vote not amongst your own party but against the other party. And let's say an issue that's really important to you is a human's right to cookies. What type? I don't know, chocolate chip, sugar, gingerbread, whatever. Now, this hated villain Othama supports cookie rights completely. But what about the other party's nominee, the guy that these former Willary supports threaten to vote for, Tohn BcBain? Oh my my my. He definitely doesn't support cookie rights. In other areas, he claims that he's not for big government but in this area, you better believe, he wants to make damn sure the government allows no body to eat a cookie or possess a cookie or even have dough in the house for that matter. And not only are these his personal beliefs but he also wants to put young anti-cookie judges on the highest court in the land so that no one will be able to eat cookie legally for 60 years or however long it takes for these anti-cookie judges to grow old and die. So what's more important PUMAs who also love cookies? Carrying on this bitter grudge or having a lifetime of no cookies- for you or ANY of your loved ones?

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

Now if you supported Willary not because of her cookie policy but because of something else entirely, and if your own cookie positions are in line with BcBain's anti-cookie positions, then fine, don't vote for Othama. But anything else? Bullshit. BULLSHIT. You should get your citizenship stripped if you cost Othama the election out of spite. BcBain cannot be president of our mythical land!

Of course we're talking about Willary, Othama and BcBain... this has nothing to do with Hillary, Obama or McCain

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