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LA Music Shopping Examiner: Wear music on your fingers
Time to give a shout out to my lovely girlfriend Jen Murse. If you didn't know she makes jewelry, well she does! Actually she doesn't cut it herself, but she designs it and assembles it. I'm not the sort of guy to wear rings and shit, but I think it's all pretty cool. So cool in fact that I dedicated today's story to the topic!
LA Music Shopping Examiner: Wear music on your fingers
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Wagonwheel Wednesdays: North Carolina
My friends, our Wagonwheel has returned. Maybe my recent purchase of Oregon Trail for the iPhone reminded me about how much I've neglected this space. But I must have discipline. It's sad, I can't even remember the last state we did... Let me take a look. Wow, New York... On January 28th. That's really sad. Sorry folks.
Next up we have North Carolina. For some reason I've spent a ton of time in North Carolina. I'd say after my home state of PA, my current state of CA, my college state of RI and my nearby states of NJ and NY, North Carolina has been my home away from home. I believe I was there as a young lad, but from adulthood on, I seemed to go back to North Carolina every few years for some reason or another. Here's a quick rundown.
*I did a 10-day writing program at Duke in 10th grade
*I went to Winston-Salem for an award after my Freshman year of college
*I lived in Durham for 6 weeks or so while working on a show for one of my professors. (I'm realizing that I sound pretty nerdy now...)
*I went to my friend's house in the North Carolina mountains. We found a bloated mouse in the toilet. I was scared of it.
*I drove on the Blue Ridge Parkway twice (once after living in Durham, once after visiting my friend).
*I spent a night in Charlotte on my way to South Carolina.
Perhaps that's it.
I would never want to live in North Carolina but overall it's a state with plenty to offer. The Blue Ridge Parkway is one of the most gorgeous drives in America. Mountains, forests, Civil War history and more. Plus, half of the Great Smoke Mountains National Park is in North Carolina. It can get crowded but it's a fabulous park with some great sites and hikes. Also, the food in North Carolina is delicious. The vinegar style barbecue that they've made famous down there is worth the trip alone.
I don't recommend going in the summer though, it's hot and sticky. Oh and if you like cigarettes, you can smoke almost everywhere. Even in many hotel elevators. Fuck yeah!
Next up we have North Carolina. For some reason I've spent a ton of time in North Carolina. I'd say after my home state of PA, my current state of CA, my college state of RI and my nearby states of NJ and NY, North Carolina has been my home away from home. I believe I was there as a young lad, but from adulthood on, I seemed to go back to North Carolina every few years for some reason or another. Here's a quick rundown.
*I did a 10-day writing program at Duke in 10th grade
*I went to Winston-Salem for an award after my Freshman year of college
*I lived in Durham for 6 weeks or so while working on a show for one of my professors. (I'm realizing that I sound pretty nerdy now...)
*I went to my friend's house in the North Carolina mountains. We found a bloated mouse in the toilet. I was scared of it.
*I drove on the Blue Ridge Parkway twice (once after living in Durham, once after visiting my friend).
*I spent a night in Charlotte on my way to South Carolina.
Perhaps that's it.
I would never want to live in North Carolina but overall it's a state with plenty to offer. The Blue Ridge Parkway is one of the most gorgeous drives in America. Mountains, forests, Civil War history and more. Plus, half of the Great Smoke Mountains National Park is in North Carolina. It can get crowded but it's a fabulous park with some great sites and hikes. Also, the food in North Carolina is delicious. The vinegar style barbecue that they've made famous down there is worth the trip alone.
I don't recommend going in the summer though, it's hot and sticky. Oh and if you like cigarettes, you can smoke almost everywhere. Even in many hotel elevators. Fuck yeah!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
TOPICAL TUESDAYS: DUBAI WATER HOTEL
I'm really blown away by the new Atlantis hotel in Dubai. All I've heard recently is that Dubai is crumbling with the rest of the world, yet here we have a 1.5 billion dollar hotel with a 2.9 million gallon aquarium, and a water park with another 4.7 million gallons of water... all in the middle of the desert. Another place to visit just so you can say, "what the fuck?" Oh and it's built on the palm-tree shaped island that didn't even exist a few years back. Lovely. Look at the room with the full aquarium views.
Oh my what fun.
As long as we're on the topic of hotels, take a look at this great little website: Unusual Hotels of the World Not all these hotels are that strange but some are pretty nuts, like the "Dog Park Inn," where you sleep inside a dog (not a real dog though. That may be a bit gross and controversial). I'm still hoping to go to one of the ice hotels one day.
In other exciting news, the stock market actually went up today. I'm expecting another downturn tomorrow though.
Oh damn, my house is so hot right now because Jen has to finish her project and puts on the brutal overhead halogen lights. I'm going to be sun burnt tomorrow. I wanted to write a substantial entry but I think I need to smother myself with ice cubes instead.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS: GIVE ME PENNIES
Here's a thought... I've ignored this blog. Man oh man. I've been so busy blogging and writing articles on other people's sights that I've forgotten all about everyone here! Speaking of which, make sure you visit all my sites on Examiner. You don't even have to read the articles, just visit. And if you have a home AND work computer AND iphone make sure you visit everywhere. I get a cent for each visit, so it's a good cause.
http://www.examiner.com/x-5020-LA-Music-Shopping-Examiner~y2009m3d5-Circuit-City-3-Days-Left
Exciting stuff. It's funny how I worked in my old job for three years and my google search results never increased much, but now in only a few weeks, I'm a pretty popular guy on google. Well not really. But I went from about 12 results to 110. At this rate, I'll be the top search of 2009.
I don't even know what to say for the day. Here's a great link I just found from the guy who runs the music website I write for: http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/
Wow. It's hard getting back in the groove of things. I'm written out, my friends. But I refuse to close down the blog or put it on hiatus. Just please know that I'm very busy with this pro bono writing thing. I'll keep you in the loop at all times though. In other good news, I got into UCLA! That makes it much more likely that I'll remain in LA (although if I get off the waitlist at Berkeley I'll probably go).
Sigh.
What else can I tell you that you may find interesting? Oh! They came out with a Kindle application for the iPhone. It's free, but the books obviously aren't. Cheaper than a real deal Kindle. But also much smaller. So take your pick. In these troubling times the money has to win out... I wonder if they have Kindle books on torrent... Hmmmmmmmm...
http://www.examiner.com/x-5020-LA-Music-Shopping-Examiner~y2009m3d5-Circuit-City-3-Days-Left
Exciting stuff. It's funny how I worked in my old job for three years and my google search results never increased much, but now in only a few weeks, I'm a pretty popular guy on google. Well not really. But I went from about 12 results to 110. At this rate, I'll be the top search of 2009.
I don't even know what to say for the day. Here's a great link I just found from the guy who runs the music website I write for: http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/
Wow. It's hard getting back in the groove of things. I'm written out, my friends. But I refuse to close down the blog or put it on hiatus. Just please know that I'm very busy with this pro bono writing thing. I'll keep you in the loop at all times though. In other good news, I got into UCLA! That makes it much more likely that I'll remain in LA (although if I get off the waitlist at Berkeley I'll probably go).
Sigh.
What else can I tell you that you may find interesting? Oh! They came out with a Kindle application for the iPhone. It's free, but the books obviously aren't. Cheaper than a real deal Kindle. But also much smaller. So take your pick. In these troubling times the money has to win out... I wonder if they have Kindle books on torrent... Hmmmmmmmm...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
TARDY THURSDAYS
Ooh I've been bad this week! Not much of anything written. The first week of no employment I had all the time in the world. This week however, the hours are flying by. The pace must slow down!
In good news, I found out that I got into Penn for a Masters in Urban Planning. My parents want me to go straight there. Oh parents. I'm waiting to hear from lots of other places though. I won't make my sentiments public here in case any admissions folks are readers of my blog. Let's just say I want to go everywhere. That works.
Tonight I will attempt to make an artichoke. I'm sure I can steam it but that's a bit boring. Maybe I can do something a bit fancier. I remember I used to have these fried artichoke hearts from this Italian place by me in Bryn Mawr. Oh super duper yum. I don't think I can do that. Maybe... but... no. I'm not attempting it.
Don't artichokes and asparagus remind you of a really fat man who's married to a skinny woman? Maybe it's just me.
In other fabulous news, I've applied for a job at Amoeba to tie me over until I have to go back to school. Of course, this job is next to impossible to get, even though it's just being a record store clerk, but I can still hope. I'm already in there three times a week, they may as well pay me for it.
Finally, did anyone see Bobby Jindal the other day? Perhaps you saw some talk about how people think he sounds like Kenneth the Page. The funny thing is that while I was watching I said that. So all these random blog postings about it can very well be independent decisions. Perhaps that's all because it's true. Jindal sounds exactly like the page. You know what else is funny? I know a guy named Kenneth who used to be an NBC page.
In good news, I found out that I got into Penn for a Masters in Urban Planning. My parents want me to go straight there. Oh parents. I'm waiting to hear from lots of other places though. I won't make my sentiments public here in case any admissions folks are readers of my blog. Let's just say I want to go everywhere. That works.
Tonight I will attempt to make an artichoke. I'm sure I can steam it but that's a bit boring. Maybe I can do something a bit fancier. I remember I used to have these fried artichoke hearts from this Italian place by me in Bryn Mawr. Oh super duper yum. I don't think I can do that. Maybe... but... no. I'm not attempting it.
Don't artichokes and asparagus remind you of a really fat man who's married to a skinny woman? Maybe it's just me.
In other fabulous news, I've applied for a job at Amoeba to tie me over until I have to go back to school. Of course, this job is next to impossible to get, even though it's just being a record store clerk, but I can still hope. I'm already in there three times a week, they may as well pay me for it.
Finally, did anyone see Bobby Jindal the other day? Perhaps you saw some talk about how people think he sounds like Kenneth the Page. The funny thing is that while I was watching I said that. So all these random blog postings about it can very well be independent decisions. Perhaps that's all because it's true. Jindal sounds exactly like the page. You know what else is funny? I know a guy named Kenneth who used to be an NBC page.
Monday, February 23, 2009
MUSIC MONDAYS: MINT CONDITION
As I've mentioned in past posts, I have spent a good chunk of time searching for deals at the Circuit City liquidations. I found a gem here or there but mostly held myself back. But in the case of one CD, I finally fell today.
For those who know, which is probably only three or four random people who happened to have been with me when the song came on, Mint Condition's "Breakin My Heart" aka "Pretty Brown Eyes" is an all-time jam of mine. This is just one of those songs that despite modern R&B's shortcomings, works shockingly well, even today. So when I saw the Mint Condition Collection a few weeks back at Circuit City, I was really tempted to buy it. Even though I am mostly opposed to Greatest Hits collections, the thought of having "Pretty Brown Eyes" at my fingertips at all times tempted me. It sort of defeats the purpose though, since this is THE JAM that I hope to hear whenever I randomly listen to urban radio 90's throwback blocks. Anyway, I decided against buying the CD. At the time, Circuit City's CD's were a mere 25% off, so it seemed like a sensible decision. Maybe it would still be there when I returned for a higher discount.
Well last week, I came back and in my browsing found The Collection again. By now the prices were 40% off. Much better. Yet I searched deep within my loins and reigned in my compulsion again!
Today I returned. I wasn't planning on going back, but I passed by the store. How can I pass by the store and not even go in? Especially since the CDs are now 50% off!? So I walked to the music section and the place was nearly empty. They still had a few CDs here and there but probably about 30% of what they had just last week. I browse and what do I find in a stack on the ground? Yep, the Mint Condition Collection. I had to get it. It was a sign I say! A sign. I waited in a long chaotic line. A weird lanky white dude asked me if the thing he was holding in his hand was a router. It looked like a wired router, but I don't know. Definitely not wireless. I told him that. He said he wanted a wired router. Whatever that means. He ended up getting mad at leaving the store. Oh well..
As for me, I bought the damn thing! So for 7 dollars, I now have the ultimate in awesomeness. The collection also comes with a remix of "Pretty Brown Eyes," plus a bunch of other sold Modern R&B bangas! Oh man. Mint Condition here I come!
Still don't know the song? Have a listen
AND THE VIDEO
Pure gold.
For those who know, which is probably only three or four random people who happened to have been with me when the song came on, Mint Condition's "Breakin My Heart" aka "Pretty Brown Eyes" is an all-time jam of mine. This is just one of those songs that despite modern R&B's shortcomings, works shockingly well, even today. So when I saw the Mint Condition Collection a few weeks back at Circuit City, I was really tempted to buy it. Even though I am mostly opposed to Greatest Hits collections, the thought of having "Pretty Brown Eyes" at my fingertips at all times tempted me. It sort of defeats the purpose though, since this is THE JAM that I hope to hear whenever I randomly listen to urban radio 90's throwback blocks. Anyway, I decided against buying the CD. At the time, Circuit City's CD's were a mere 25% off, so it seemed like a sensible decision. Maybe it would still be there when I returned for a higher discount.
Well last week, I came back and in my browsing found The Collection again. By now the prices were 40% off. Much better. Yet I searched deep within my loins and reigned in my compulsion again!
Today I returned. I wasn't planning on going back, but I passed by the store. How can I pass by the store and not even go in? Especially since the CDs are now 50% off!? So I walked to the music section and the place was nearly empty. They still had a few CDs here and there but probably about 30% of what they had just last week. I browse and what do I find in a stack on the ground? Yep, the Mint Condition Collection. I had to get it. It was a sign I say! A sign. I waited in a long chaotic line. A weird lanky white dude asked me if the thing he was holding in his hand was a router. It looked like a wired router, but I don't know. Definitely not wireless. I told him that. He said he wanted a wired router. Whatever that means. He ended up getting mad at leaving the store. Oh well..
As for me, I bought the damn thing! So for 7 dollars, I now have the ultimate in awesomeness. The collection also comes with a remix of "Pretty Brown Eyes," plus a bunch of other sold Modern R&B bangas! Oh man. Mint Condition here I come!
Still don't know the song? Have a listen
AND THE VIDEO
Pure gold.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS: CIRCUIT CITY DAY
I can't stop going to Circuit City's in the LA area. In case you're just getting back from a deserted island off the coast of Guam, Circuit City is going out of business. I went to a few stores the other day when CD's, DVD's and games were 40% off. Well today they're 50% off! I didn't buy much at all. Mainly because 50% off Circuit City's inflated prices are about .50 cheaper than Amazon. Seriously, Lost Season 4 Blu-Ray retails for 100 bucks there (compared to $49.00 on Amazon).
If you search hard enough though, you can find some gems though. It's perfect for window shoppers who like to find cheap diamonds in a stack of Elliot Yamin X-mas CD's. As long as we're on the topic, I've never heard Elliot Yamin's music. But every time I see his name and face, I think he should get some street cred by changing his name to "Elliot N'ya mean?" (In case you don't get my urban shorthand, this is slang for Do You Know What I Mean?) Okay, tangent over.
I think the only Circuit City I still need to visit is the one in Burbank. I may wait a week until it's 80% off and buy some Skynyrd compilations. Nothing like spending two dollars on Confederate Flag waving rockers.
All this Circuit City liquidation business has made it very clear that Best Buy is way better. I always knew Best Buy was a better store, even if it's one of the devils that has ruined the music industry. But seeing Circuit City after Circuit City crumbling to the ground really underscores that point.
If you're trying to get an LCD TV for free though, I should warn you that they're only 30% off. I imagine they'll start selling them on eBay before they raise the discount to anything over 50%.
But seriously... if you need cables, blank CD's, or anything miscellaneous like that, just go already!
If you search hard enough though, you can find some gems though. It's perfect for window shoppers who like to find cheap diamonds in a stack of Elliot Yamin X-mas CD's. As long as we're on the topic, I've never heard Elliot Yamin's music. But every time I see his name and face, I think he should get some street cred by changing his name to "Elliot N'ya mean?" (In case you don't get my urban shorthand, this is slang for Do You Know What I Mean?) Okay, tangent over.
I think the only Circuit City I still need to visit is the one in Burbank. I may wait a week until it's 80% off and buy some Skynyrd compilations. Nothing like spending two dollars on Confederate Flag waving rockers.
All this Circuit City liquidation business has made it very clear that Best Buy is way better. I always knew Best Buy was a better store, even if it's one of the devils that has ruined the music industry. But seeing Circuit City after Circuit City crumbling to the ground really underscores that point.
If you're trying to get an LCD TV for free though, I should warn you that they're only 30% off. I imagine they'll start selling them on eBay before they raise the discount to anything over 50%.
But seriously... if you need cables, blank CD's, or anything miscellaneous like that, just go already!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
WAGONWHEEL WEDNESDAYS: SPECIAL TREAT
This past Sunday I went to Joshua Tree National Park and finally had a chance to really explore the place. As you may recall from my Southern California post, I couldn't see much of the park last time because of a missing kid. Then when I did get out, I was attacked by bees. This time however, Jen and I got to hike around and see most of the park! It's stunning if you haven't been. Not just joshua trees. Lots and huge ass rocks too!
At the park I bought a DVD that showcases almost all of the National Parks (55 to be exact... Three parks were established after the DVD was made). This inspired me to look at a map of the country and circle all the National Parks, National Monuments, National Historic Parks, etc that I have visited. I'm sure I missed a few but it's a pretty complete list. I'm now going through each park on the DVD and making a list of the next few I want to visit. Since some of these parks are as far away as American Samoa I don't know how soon I'll be adding some of these stamps to my National Parks Passport. As you can see from this chart, I haven't been to many of the Island parks. Channel Islands is about it. But no American Samoa, Virgin Islands, Dry Tortugas, or Isle Royale.
If you've been to any National Parks that I haven't circled, let me know! I want to hear all about what they're like.
Also, if anyone ever wants to play some National Park Monopoly, come on over! I have it!
At the park I bought a DVD that showcases almost all of the National Parks (55 to be exact... Three parks were established after the DVD was made). This inspired me to look at a map of the country and circle all the National Parks, National Monuments, National Historic Parks, etc that I have visited. I'm sure I missed a few but it's a pretty complete list. I'm now going through each park on the DVD and making a list of the next few I want to visit. Since some of these parks are as far away as American Samoa I don't know how soon I'll be adding some of these stamps to my National Parks Passport. As you can see from this chart, I haven't been to many of the Island parks. Channel Islands is about it. But no American Samoa, Virgin Islands, Dry Tortugas, or Isle Royale.
If you've been to any National Parks that I haven't circled, let me know! I want to hear all about what they're like.
Also, if anyone ever wants to play some National Park Monopoly, come on over! I have it!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
TOMATO TUESDAYS
I'm too stressed out by the economy to talk about anything having to do with news. So today I will turn my attention to tomatoes. I know a lot of folks hate tomatoes. Their slimy membranes dripping down your lips and their seeds getting stuck in your teeth. Yum. I personally think they're great. I prefer them cooked but raw's good too. Now, I don't really care for them on sandwiches. Sundried tomatoes are good on a slab of ciabatta bread but a regular old white bread and tomato sandwich is nasty. But maybe that's the white bread.
You often hear that the tomato is not a vegetable but a fruit. I think that's a load of shit. It's both. It is the fruit of a plant and it does have seeds and all that but its purpose on a plate is strictly vegetable. Just like a duck is a bird but it's not quite "white" meat, the tomato swings both ways.
There are many types of tomatoes and this is by no means a fully comprehensive guide, but I hope it'll help somewhat in your tomato decision making.
ROMA TOMATO
It's my understanding that the Roma tomato is a form of plum tomato. This is a good tomato for tomato sauce and salsa. It's a flexible tomato. I'm not sure how it's grown or anything like that. But in the realm of tomatoes, it's a solid player.
BEEFSTEAK TOMATO
This is the ultimate sandwich tomato. It's big and like the name says beefy. I think the Hothouse tomato is similar. But I could be making that up.
GRAPE TOMATO
These are little tomatoes that are shaped like grapes. They're usually sweet as well.
CHERRY TOMATO
This is also a small tomato. Unlike the grape tomato, it's round and plump like a cherry.
HEIRLOOM TOMATO
I love eating heirloom tomatoes at restaurants but I never buy them. The ones in the stores always look filthy. They're splotchy and covered in dirt and soil. No thanks. If you can brave the cleaning process though, the heirloom is a tomato treasure. Rich in flavor, yet bold in texture, the heirloom is the jewel of the tomato tree.
TOMATOES ON THE VINE
Another self-explanatory tomato. These are my favorite because they feel the most natural. They can still be covered in pesticides, but something about that vine makes me hope for the best. I think I buy these the most as they seem versatile enough for whatever I'm cooking. The cooking experts may disagree, but I use them in anything I want.
In case you want know about more tomatoes, check this out.
You often hear that the tomato is not a vegetable but a fruit. I think that's a load of shit. It's both. It is the fruit of a plant and it does have seeds and all that but its purpose on a plate is strictly vegetable. Just like a duck is a bird but it's not quite "white" meat, the tomato swings both ways.
There are many types of tomatoes and this is by no means a fully comprehensive guide, but I hope it'll help somewhat in your tomato decision making.
ROMA TOMATO
It's my understanding that the Roma tomato is a form of plum tomato. This is a good tomato for tomato sauce and salsa. It's a flexible tomato. I'm not sure how it's grown or anything like that. But in the realm of tomatoes, it's a solid player.
BEEFSTEAK TOMATO
This is the ultimate sandwich tomato. It's big and like the name says beefy. I think the Hothouse tomato is similar. But I could be making that up.
GRAPE TOMATO
These are little tomatoes that are shaped like grapes. They're usually sweet as well.
CHERRY TOMATO
This is also a small tomato. Unlike the grape tomato, it's round and plump like a cherry.
HEIRLOOM TOMATO
I love eating heirloom tomatoes at restaurants but I never buy them. The ones in the stores always look filthy. They're splotchy and covered in dirt and soil. No thanks. If you can brave the cleaning process though, the heirloom is a tomato treasure. Rich in flavor, yet bold in texture, the heirloom is the jewel of the tomato tree.
TOMATOES ON THE VINE
Another self-explanatory tomato. These are my favorite because they feel the most natural. They can still be covered in pesticides, but something about that vine makes me hope for the best. I think I buy these the most as they seem versatile enough for whatever I'm cooking. The cooking experts may disagree, but I use them in anything I want.
In case you want know about more tomatoes, check this out.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS: RAT BUTTER AND TONS OF BABIES
I'm really horrified right now.
It started when I went to CNN.com and read that this peanut butter salmonella outbreak was because of dead rodents in the ventilation system! And rodent shit! Pleeease. I already knew about rodents' love of peanut butter after a Trivial Pursuit question taught me that the FDA allows a handful of rat hairs in every vat of peanut butter. For those that know Alex, you know how much I love peanut butter. Peanut butter on my icecream, spoons of peanut butter, even peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. But I may need to take a break... Oh it's making my intestines do things that intestines should never do...
...So I'm already feeling a little bit sick. And then I see this: AHHHHHHHHH
Look at those veins! I wonder what folks thought when they saw her in the mall. Did anyone with baby knowledge say, "By George! That woman is gonna have 8 babies!" Maybe some people assumed that she was just carrying the world's biggest baby. I hope at this point her doctors have learned their lesson. Because this woman is sick enough to start having more kids. I love the rumors that she is actually obsessed with Angelina Jolie and that's why she's having all the kids. Makes sense to me.
Sigh. I need to practice my excel skills now because I have an interview at a temp agency tomorrow. I'll also be doing a WPM typing test! I should practice some of the free ones online. I'm a fast typer but under pressure, it may be like peeing in urinals. I have to wear a suit too. I don't know if I can type in a suit... I'll let you know how it goes.
It started when I went to CNN.com and read that this peanut butter salmonella outbreak was because of dead rodents in the ventilation system! And rodent shit! Pleeease. I already knew about rodents' love of peanut butter after a Trivial Pursuit question taught me that the FDA allows a handful of rat hairs in every vat of peanut butter. For those that know Alex, you know how much I love peanut butter. Peanut butter on my icecream, spoons of peanut butter, even peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. But I may need to take a break... Oh it's making my intestines do things that intestines should never do...
...So I'm already feeling a little bit sick. And then I see this: AHHHHHHHHH
Look at those veins! I wonder what folks thought when they saw her in the mall. Did anyone with baby knowledge say, "By George! That woman is gonna have 8 babies!" Maybe some people assumed that she was just carrying the world's biggest baby. I hope at this point her doctors have learned their lesson. Because this woman is sick enough to start having more kids. I love the rumors that she is actually obsessed with Angelina Jolie and that's why she's having all the kids. Makes sense to me.
Sigh. I need to practice my excel skills now because I have an interview at a temp agency tomorrow. I'll also be doing a WPM typing test! I should practice some of the free ones online. I'm a fast typer but under pressure, it may be like peeing in urinals. I have to wear a suit too. I don't know if I can type in a suit... I'll let you know how it goes.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
TOPICAL TUESDAYS
Well good lord, it's been awhile. I've been leaving my job (although I'll be working there again today and tomorrow, so it's not really "leaving") and spending the past several days training my replacement. Now that I won't have a steady source of income or any real idea of what I'll be working on when, it's absolutely pressing that I make a schedule. There are too many things that need to be done now that I have actual time! I'm not sure the best way to go about doing a schedule that'll stick. I hear great things about Google Calendar but I can never seem to find the tab through my Gmail to make it sync. The iPhone calendar is another option but so time consuming. Hmmm. I bet if I use the Mac computer I can sync to my iPhone. Oh I bet I can! That'll probably be the best option.
Here's a sample schedule for Thursday
8:30AM- Wake up and write scripts
10:45AM- Leave for the doctor
11:30AM- Go to doctor
12:30PM- Eat lunch/drive home
1:30PM- Browse the internet
2:00PM- Look for part-time jobs, call temp agencies, etc
2:30PM- Go to gym
3:15PM- Begin preparing traditional Bolognese sauce (should take about 5 hours)
4:00PM- Work on children's book.
5:00PM- Browse the internet
5:30PM- Blog
6:00PM- Review albums
As you can see, I'm planning to do a lot of different types of writing. I already write scripts that have gone nowhere. But with children's books, I dream of empires, maybe even a themepark based on my characters. In addition to all that, I've begun writing a local music blog (my first published review is here: http://www.theredalert.com/reviews/coconutrecords.php ) Yee-haw!
I'll keep you updated with reviews. Soon I'll also be posting sections of the children's book on Friendly Fridays. Eventually the plan is get a full blog/website just for that book. But good to give a sneak peek to my loyal fans.
Tomorrow, the Wagonwheel will roll again!
Here's a sample schedule for Thursday
8:30AM- Wake up and write scripts
10:45AM- Leave for the doctor
11:30AM- Go to doctor
12:30PM- Eat lunch/drive home
1:30PM- Browse the internet
2:00PM- Look for part-time jobs, call temp agencies, etc
2:30PM- Go to gym
3:15PM- Begin preparing traditional Bolognese sauce (should take about 5 hours)
4:00PM- Work on children's book.
5:00PM- Browse the internet
5:30PM- Blog
6:00PM- Review albums
As you can see, I'm planning to do a lot of different types of writing. I already write scripts that have gone nowhere. But with children's books, I dream of empires, maybe even a themepark based on my characters. In addition to all that, I've begun writing a local music blog (my first published review is here: http://www.theredalert.com/reviews/coconutrecords.php ) Yee-haw!
I'll keep you updated with reviews. Soon I'll also be posting sections of the children's book on Friendly Fridays. Eventually the plan is get a full blog/website just for that book. But good to give a sneak peek to my loyal fans.
Tomorrow, the Wagonwheel will roll again!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
WAGONWHEEL WEDNESDAYS: WILL RETURN
Hey folks... I'm currently leaving a job and trying to make sure I don't leave all my personal belongings in the fridge. This blog will hopefully resume tomorrow... If not, it'll resume from my house when I'm unemployed
Monday, February 2, 2009
MUSIC MONDAYS: TO EAT OR HEAR?
You get lots of hypothetical questions that ask people to choose between sound and sight. But what about sound and taste? That's too difficult to answer fully. No more Miles Davis or no more Kobe sliders? Impossible! But as I've come to realize, it's not so hard to cut some dollars off my daily lunches so I can support my music buying habit. No reason I shouldn't be able to eat AND hear.
Last night I almost won a 9 disc Mini-LP King Crimson set. I got out bid with 6 seconds left. The rush of coming that close was exhilarating. I don't even care that I lost. I'm sort of happy that I lost but came so close. I'm an addict. That's what it comes down to. In the 45 seconds that I led (and the forty minute beforehand where I decided I'd bid), I calculated that if I had $5 lunches instead of $10 lunches for two months, I'd pay off the set. Not bad. Now if I could cut down to $2 lunches, I can buy even more stuff.
I've actually found quite a few places to get lunch for under 10 dollars. It's easy to forget when you spend $25 one day on sushi or $15 on a salad, but even in LA, deals exist. These deals- Like California Sushi and Teriyaki's amazing $3.95 lunch special- have allowed me to continue buying music without breaking the bank. Another way to save music money is to never get an actual drink. Just say "a cup for water." If you're a thief, you can easily sneak in some soda. I keep it pure though.
... As long as we're on the topic of economical music, let me let you into a little secret: the dollar's doing a lot better these days. Either that or the pound is sinking. Go to Amazon UK now! The deals are tremendous.
Last night I almost won a 9 disc Mini-LP King Crimson set. I got out bid with 6 seconds left. The rush of coming that close was exhilarating. I don't even care that I lost. I'm sort of happy that I lost but came so close. I'm an addict. That's what it comes down to. In the 45 seconds that I led (and the forty minute beforehand where I decided I'd bid), I calculated that if I had $5 lunches instead of $10 lunches for two months, I'd pay off the set. Not bad. Now if I could cut down to $2 lunches, I can buy even more stuff.
I've actually found quite a few places to get lunch for under 10 dollars. It's easy to forget when you spend $25 one day on sushi or $15 on a salad, but even in LA, deals exist. These deals- Like California Sushi and Teriyaki's amazing $3.95 lunch special- have allowed me to continue buying music without breaking the bank. Another way to save music money is to never get an actual drink. Just say "a cup for water." If you're a thief, you can easily sneak in some soda. I keep it pure though.
... As long as we're on the topic of economical music, let me let you into a little secret: the dollar's doing a lot better these days. Either that or the pound is sinking. Go to Amazon UK now! The deals are tremendous.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
WAGONWHEEL WEDNESDAYS: NEW YORK
Our wheels have finally landed on another massively huge state. I had to make a choice here: create a second post for New York City or just gloss over it. I've decided on the latter, mainly because New York should be saved for Subwaywheel Sundays or something, right? It's not really in the spirit of Wagonwheel. Plus, Philly's so close to New York. I don't know why that matters but I've just been there so many times that it doesn't feel right. I decide Wagonwheel rules, so that's where we'll stand. If you've got a problem, start your own Wagonwheel Wednesdays. Of course, I will sue you for copyright infringement but whatever, small price to pay for being stubborn... So yes, no full NYC report. I'll summarize Gotham with a quick overrated/underrated list
OVERRATED: The Yankees, Times Square, Midtown, Parts of Brooklyn, Kim's Video (sorry, I have Amoeba).
UNDERRATED: Other Parts of Brooklyn, Pizza and Bagels (yes, they're that good), Harlem (real Harlem, not Columbia Harlem).
New York understandably takes the shine away from the rest of the state to the point that anything forty minutes north of New York is considered "upstate." I've had the pleasure of visiting most regions of New York, so I'll be the first to say that NYC should change it's name. Or just become five separate cities again. Enough with the population inflation.
So let's say you're adventurous and want to explore beyond city limits, here's what I can recommend
-THE CATSKILLS
As seen in Dirty Dancing, these small mountains once held bustling summer retreats for families such as mine. They still exist as structure, but they bustle little in 2009. I had the pleasure of going to the famous Kutcher's and Raleigh hotels for the ATP festival last year. It's a horribly dated dusty place but if you're there for a good reason (family reunion, concert, etc) the Shining-ness of it all is actually somewhat endearing.
-BUFFALO/NIAGARA FALLS
In the NW region of the state lies a small city that has caused confusion amongst foodies and sports fans for years (if the team name is Bills, why is the logo a Buffalo?) The winters are so miserable that residents could only afford to heat themselves up with hot sauce. And so the "Buffalo wing" was born. Started at a place called The Anchor Bar, the buffalo wing has gone on to confuse everyone from Jessica Simpson to your three year-old son. No, it's not called a "buffalo wing" because it comes from or looks like or is fed to buffaloes. The city's called Buffalo and they made some fuckin brilliant wing sauce one day and like any good city named the food after themselves. Just like a cheesesteak outside of Philly isn't really a cheese steak, a wing outside of Buffalo ain't shit. I knew someone from Buffalo who recommended a place called Duff's to me. Oh my. So DAMN GOOOOOOOD. And now I recommend it to you.
About 45 minutes up the road is the very Niagara Falls you read about as a child. Except they sort of suck from the American side. Unless you have immigration problems, make the trek over the border. You won't be sorry. I haven't been to Iguazu or other WORLD FAMOUS falls, but this beast can roar pretty loud.
-FROM BUFFALO TO ALBANY
I don't really know. Rochester and Syracuse are both on this path but I did the drive at night. I stopped at Roy Rogers at a rest stop and had the worst cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.
-THE HUDSON RIVER VALLEY
Oh what a river. You know you're a rather kickass region if a famous American school of painting is named after you. The drive from NYC to the region is just lovely. Shockingly you see a lot of the Hudson river. If you have a couple days to kill, it's the perfect spring or autumn getaway. Hey, maybe you'll get inspired to do this:
-LAKE GEORGE
Not really sure about this place. I went for a few days with my camp 14 years ago. I remember a lot of stands selling Beavis and Butthead shirts. Felt like the Jersey Shore.
-LONG ISLAND
Here's a secret. The "island" of Long Island is the same "island" of Brooklyn and Queens. It's all one island. I used to come here every summer with my parents to visit our friends in the Hamptons. Then one summer his daughter gave me a beer. And another. And another. I believe by the time all was said and done, I had consumed ten beers and also had a screwdriver. I woke up in my vomit. I may've had sex with a dog named Lacey. I don't remember. Anything's possible. The next morning I told my mother that it was all from the little wine I had at dinner. I blamed it on my weak tolerance. She didn't believe me. Rightfully so.
And thus concludes New York.
Here's the detailed picture
OVERRATED: The Yankees, Times Square, Midtown, Parts of Brooklyn, Kim's Video (sorry, I have Amoeba).
UNDERRATED: Other Parts of Brooklyn, Pizza and Bagels (yes, they're that good), Harlem (real Harlem, not Columbia Harlem).
New York understandably takes the shine away from the rest of the state to the point that anything forty minutes north of New York is considered "upstate." I've had the pleasure of visiting most regions of New York, so I'll be the first to say that NYC should change it's name. Or just become five separate cities again. Enough with the population inflation.
So let's say you're adventurous and want to explore beyond city limits, here's what I can recommend
-THE CATSKILLS
As seen in Dirty Dancing, these small mountains once held bustling summer retreats for families such as mine. They still exist as structure, but they bustle little in 2009. I had the pleasure of going to the famous Kutcher's and Raleigh hotels for the ATP festival last year. It's a horribly dated dusty place but if you're there for a good reason (family reunion, concert, etc) the Shining-ness of it all is actually somewhat endearing.
-BUFFALO/NIAGARA FALLS
In the NW region of the state lies a small city that has caused confusion amongst foodies and sports fans for years (if the team name is Bills, why is the logo a Buffalo?) The winters are so miserable that residents could only afford to heat themselves up with hot sauce. And so the "Buffalo wing" was born. Started at a place called The Anchor Bar, the buffalo wing has gone on to confuse everyone from Jessica Simpson to your three year-old son. No, it's not called a "buffalo wing" because it comes from or looks like or is fed to buffaloes. The city's called Buffalo and they made some fuckin brilliant wing sauce one day and like any good city named the food after themselves. Just like a cheesesteak outside of Philly isn't really a cheese steak, a wing outside of Buffalo ain't shit. I knew someone from Buffalo who recommended a place called Duff's to me. Oh my. So DAMN GOOOOOOOD. And now I recommend it to you.
About 45 minutes up the road is the very Niagara Falls you read about as a child. Except they sort of suck from the American side. Unless you have immigration problems, make the trek over the border. You won't be sorry. I haven't been to Iguazu or other WORLD FAMOUS falls, but this beast can roar pretty loud.
-FROM BUFFALO TO ALBANY
I don't really know. Rochester and Syracuse are both on this path but I did the drive at night. I stopped at Roy Rogers at a rest stop and had the worst cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.
-THE HUDSON RIVER VALLEY
Oh what a river. You know you're a rather kickass region if a famous American school of painting is named after you. The drive from NYC to the region is just lovely. Shockingly you see a lot of the Hudson river. If you have a couple days to kill, it's the perfect spring or autumn getaway. Hey, maybe you'll get inspired to do this:
-LAKE GEORGE
Not really sure about this place. I went for a few days with my camp 14 years ago. I remember a lot of stands selling Beavis and Butthead shirts. Felt like the Jersey Shore.
-LONG ISLAND
Here's a secret. The "island" of Long Island is the same "island" of Brooklyn and Queens. It's all one island. I used to come here every summer with my parents to visit our friends in the Hamptons. Then one summer his daughter gave me a beer. And another. And another. I believe by the time all was said and done, I had consumed ten beers and also had a screwdriver. I woke up in my vomit. I may've had sex with a dog named Lacey. I don't remember. Anything's possible. The next morning I told my mother that it was all from the little wine I had at dinner. I blamed it on my weak tolerance. She didn't believe me. Rightfully so.
And thus concludes New York.
Here's the detailed picture
Monday, January 26, 2009
MUSIC MONDAYS... AND I'M BACK
I traveled hours and waited in lines, nearly suffocating ten times on the metro, inches from falling on the third rail, all to see Aretha Franklin perform at the Capitol. Too bad she only got one song. They had to move things along for some other guy. Oh well. It was worth the wait.
Now I'm back!
After DC, I spent far too much money in New York on records. The funny thing is that I was really close to spending no money on records. The first several shops I went into were mostly underwhelming. And then I bought one album. And the rest was downhill. The good thing at least is that unlike jewelry or shoes, rare records are mostly affordable. Yes, there are albums that go for thousands but none on my wish list are nearly that high. As far as shopping addictions go, this one is mostly manageable. Of course, I'll have no job in two weeks and then I'll be forced to sell my stuffed owl Huggie into slavery. Sorry adorable bird, times are rough.
In other music news, Neil Young - the closet thing I have to an idol- has officially pissed me off. For those who think Chinese Democracy's delays were terrible, consider the history of Neil Young's archives. First promised in the eighties (or maybe even the seventies), it has now had about fifteen release dates come and go. In that time it has grown from a six CD set to a 10 Blu-Ray set. I even have the thing pre-ordered on Amazon, although it's just been announced that Neil has delayed the release yet again... For a new album of songs... about eco-friendly cars. Already he has released this video for the title track... I love Neil and I love that he does whatever the fuck he wants and that you have to deal with this kind of shit to get the gems, but oh man... I admit, I actually kind of like the song and video as guilty pleasures. But come on now. Seriously. I WANT MY ARCHIVES
One more thing, get the new Animal Collective. Hype that's matched by super quality.
Now I'm back!
After DC, I spent far too much money in New York on records. The funny thing is that I was really close to spending no money on records. The first several shops I went into were mostly underwhelming. And then I bought one album. And the rest was downhill. The good thing at least is that unlike jewelry or shoes, rare records are mostly affordable. Yes, there are albums that go for thousands but none on my wish list are nearly that high. As far as shopping addictions go, this one is mostly manageable. Of course, I'll have no job in two weeks and then I'll be forced to sell my stuffed owl Huggie into slavery. Sorry adorable bird, times are rough.
In other music news, Neil Young - the closet thing I have to an idol- has officially pissed me off. For those who think Chinese Democracy's delays were terrible, consider the history of Neil Young's archives. First promised in the eighties (or maybe even the seventies), it has now had about fifteen release dates come and go. In that time it has grown from a six CD set to a 10 Blu-Ray set. I even have the thing pre-ordered on Amazon, although it's just been announced that Neil has delayed the release yet again... For a new album of songs... about eco-friendly cars. Already he has released this video for the title track... I love Neil and I love that he does whatever the fuck he wants and that you have to deal with this kind of shit to get the gems, but oh man... I admit, I actually kind of like the song and video as guilty pleasures. But come on now. Seriously. I WANT MY ARCHIVES
One more thing, get the new Animal Collective. Hype that's matched by super quality.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
WAGONWHEEL WEDNESDAYS: NEW MEXICO
It's been awhile since we rode the wagon across the US. Today we're back with one of my favorite states: New Mexico! Known as one of the "Four Corners" and also for being the sequel to the country of Mexico, New Mexico has several charms. From the epic thunderstorms at dusk to the bluest skies you've ever seen at most other times, New Mexico is a place for lovers, dreamers and those who just like to stroll. It's also the sight of my first encounter with anti-Semitism. I was at a Santa Fe crafts fair and this white lady was selling some fake Indian shit. I say that mainly because there are plenty of real Hopi Indians (amongst other tribes) selling genuine crafts in Santa Fe. I wanted this ceramic bull she was selling for 5 bucks. 5 seemed a bit steep for me. After all I was about 8 with a meager allowance.
"I'll give you 3," I said.
My dad walked over and the merchant quickly brought up my bargaining, telling my dad "that boy Jewed me down."
Oh good times.
Honestly, New Mexico is great. It doesn't have as much beauty as say Utah, but it has a similarly rugged landscape. Not quite desert, but close. High desert they may call certain areas. The people are much nicer too (minus that one woman). Santa Fe is a great little town and the food... oh my the food. RED or GREEN is the question they'll ask you. This refers to chili sauce of course. The fajitas are damn astounding. There aren't that many states that serve straight up Southwestern food. Most are more on the Mexican or Barbecue side of the fence. But if you like blue corn enchiladas, then this is the state for you!
I need to go back to visit the famous White Sands National Monument. I've been to or through New Mexico about four or five times and I've almost gone to White Sands almost every time but I keep missing it. Damn it! The problem is that it's a bit out of the way. This year I'll go. I must! I must! Just look at this!!!
Just stunning.
Well here's where I have been. Albuquerque. Santa Fe. Taos. The place where they set off some nukes (I think that's near White Sands, so I must've been close...)
Oh nevermind... it was Los Alamos. Totally opposite directoin.
Wow look at this map of my travels. Funny pattern. Looks sort of like a person bending over.
"I'll give you 3," I said.
My dad walked over and the merchant quickly brought up my bargaining, telling my dad "that boy Jewed me down."
Oh good times.
Honestly, New Mexico is great. It doesn't have as much beauty as say Utah, but it has a similarly rugged landscape. Not quite desert, but close. High desert they may call certain areas. The people are much nicer too (minus that one woman). Santa Fe is a great little town and the food... oh my the food. RED or GREEN is the question they'll ask you. This refers to chili sauce of course. The fajitas are damn astounding. There aren't that many states that serve straight up Southwestern food. Most are more on the Mexican or Barbecue side of the fence. But if you like blue corn enchiladas, then this is the state for you!
I need to go back to visit the famous White Sands National Monument. I've been to or through New Mexico about four or five times and I've almost gone to White Sands almost every time but I keep missing it. Damn it! The problem is that it's a bit out of the way. This year I'll go. I must! I must! Just look at this!!!
Just stunning.
Well here's where I have been. Albuquerque. Santa Fe. Taos. The place where they set off some nukes (I think that's near White Sands, so I must've been close...)
Oh nevermind... it was Los Alamos. Totally opposite directoin.
Wow look at this map of my travels. Funny pattern. Looks sort of like a person bending over.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
TOPICAL TUESDAYS: THIS BLOG
I hate to say it but blog entries have become a chore. Sad, isn't it? I want the blog to be like a massage. After a long day, an entry should soothe my muscles. The composition of entry should be like Epsom salt. Like a spoonful of peanut butter and a lick of brownie batter without the salmonella risk. Not on my back, in my mouth. Tastes good. Right? But it isn't. Blogs taste like sandpaper right now. Like overcooked salmon. It just another thing to do. This proves that I'm lazy. That's okay I guess. Wait wait, no. Lazy is not okay... I don't think I'm actually lazy. I just hold myself to high standards.
Now on to to business... I've spent the last few weeks trying to unsubscribe from e-mail lists. You don't really realize quite how many things you are subscribed to until you start trying to remove yourself. I thought the best way to go about doing it was to wait until I got an e-mail from a list I didn't want to belong to and then unsubscribe. Overall this probably was the best way but I'm still getting e-mails constantly from lists I'm subscribed to! It's like a hydra. You cut off the head and it keeps growing back. Okay that analogy isn't quite right because once I unsubscribe from a site, I stop getting e-mails. It's not like there's one particular secret list (like the special hydra head) that I can burn and all the others will die. Plus don't hydras grow two heads for every one you cut? It's more like a 300 hundred headed beast who you only think has 10 heads, but once you go into battle and start chopping heads, you see there's many more heads than you first thought. Or like trying to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. Or guessing the price of musical instruments or golf sets on the Price is Right. I'm sorry but that drum set is not worth $1000.
As we speak, I just got another one!
This post is probably better suited for my ranting on Thoughtful Thursdays, but too late now. I'm not writing a new entry. Sorry.
Now on to to business... I've spent the last few weeks trying to unsubscribe from e-mail lists. You don't really realize quite how many things you are subscribed to until you start trying to remove yourself. I thought the best way to go about doing it was to wait until I got an e-mail from a list I didn't want to belong to and then unsubscribe. Overall this probably was the best way but I'm still getting e-mails constantly from lists I'm subscribed to! It's like a hydra. You cut off the head and it keeps growing back. Okay that analogy isn't quite right because once I unsubscribe from a site, I stop getting e-mails. It's not like there's one particular secret list (like the special hydra head) that I can burn and all the others will die. Plus don't hydras grow two heads for every one you cut? It's more like a 300 hundred headed beast who you only think has 10 heads, but once you go into battle and start chopping heads, you see there's many more heads than you first thought. Or like trying to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. Or guessing the price of musical instruments or golf sets on the Price is Right. I'm sorry but that drum set is not worth $1000.
As we speak, I just got another one!
This post is probably better suited for my ranting on Thoughtful Thursdays, but too late now. I'm not writing a new entry. Sorry.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
THOUGHTFUL THURSDAYS: OLD PEOPLE AND WEED
So old people drive slowly. This isn't much of a revelation. It's just true. At least for most old folks. Or at least the ones in Cadillacs. It's partially due to eyesight, partially due to perception (when you're old you probably think things are moving faster than they are), partially due to spine curvature and the decreased distance between foot and pedal that people past 65 experience. People who smoke weed also drive slowly. That's definitely due to changed perception. To make matters super complicated, in states with medical marijuana lots of old people smoke weed! So then what? Is it a double negative? It's not like I see some old people driving slowly and others driving REAAAAALLLLLY slowly. Maybe they don't drive.
I remember one time I was in Philly and this asshole cut me off. I was at a red light and when it turned green this car just went flying in front of me and shot past at like 70 miles an hour. As the car passed, I looked over and much to my surprise, it was an old man! Definitely 70 or older. Usually I'd be pissed if someone cut me off but this time I was actually happy. I had never seen an old driver with such confidence, such bold courage! I felt like anything was possible at that point.
I know that when I'm old I'll drive slowly without realizing it. I'll probably have pride that I'm not driving slowly, but a good look at the speedometer will reveal "14 MPH." This leads me to a slightly different topic. MPH signs. How many different speed limits have I seen signs for?
Definitely 25. And 35. And 55. And 65. And 70. And 75. What in between? 15 MPH in a school zone. In parking lots I think you see 5 and 10 MPH often. I know I've seen a 45 MPH sign once or twice. 40? Perhaps. Not sure. Same with 50 and 30. They probably exist. My sister's old school had a 7 MPH sign. It wasn't a fake looking sign either. It was a real speed limit sign. It just said 7 MPH. That's the best.
Actually this is the best.
The description from where I found this says "The Marine Terminal complex has nicely paved roads -- and peculiar speed limit signs. All the speeds are marked with peculiar values: 11, 16, 21, 26, 29 miles per hour. The odd signs are part of the terminal's safety program, operating on the theory that the unusual number will force drivers to pay more attention to the speed limits. The tour guides seemed evenly split on the program's effectiveness."
This is in Valdez, Alaska in case you want to see it in person.
I remember one time I was in Philly and this asshole cut me off. I was at a red light and when it turned green this car just went flying in front of me and shot past at like 70 miles an hour. As the car passed, I looked over and much to my surprise, it was an old man! Definitely 70 or older. Usually I'd be pissed if someone cut me off but this time I was actually happy. I had never seen an old driver with such confidence, such bold courage! I felt like anything was possible at that point.
I know that when I'm old I'll drive slowly without realizing it. I'll probably have pride that I'm not driving slowly, but a good look at the speedometer will reveal "14 MPH." This leads me to a slightly different topic. MPH signs. How many different speed limits have I seen signs for?
Definitely 25. And 35. And 55. And 65. And 70. And 75. What in between? 15 MPH in a school zone. In parking lots I think you see 5 and 10 MPH often. I know I've seen a 45 MPH sign once or twice. 40? Perhaps. Not sure. Same with 50 and 30. They probably exist. My sister's old school had a 7 MPH sign. It wasn't a fake looking sign either. It was a real speed limit sign. It just said 7 MPH. That's the best.
Actually this is the best.
The description from where I found this says "The Marine Terminal complex has nicely paved roads -- and peculiar speed limit signs. All the speeds are marked with peculiar values: 11, 16, 21, 26, 29 miles per hour. The odd signs are part of the terminal's safety program, operating on the theory that the unusual number will force drivers to pay more attention to the speed limits. The tour guides seemed evenly split on the program's effectiveness."
This is in Valdez, Alaska in case you want to see it in person.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
TOPICAL TUESDAYS: PROTESTS
As a Jew, I have some natural allegiance to Israel. But as someone who cares about suffering, I have some natural allegiance to Palestinians. The more I learn, the more obvious it is that the problems in the Middle East can't be blamed on any one group of people. These are ancient historical problem as well as recent historical problems. The legacy of war and past atrocities have tainted the whole conversation. Here's what I have realized though. As I watch cops walking down the street to keep the protests in line, it's become clear: the Israeli government and Hamas both suck.
I don't see how Hamas' firing of rockets does anything to help the Palestinian people. Obviously they know Israel will go crazy. I guess they do it precicesly for that reason. They know what will happen and they hope they can get worldwide sympathy from Israel over reacting. Which is what always happens. Yes, Israel should defend itself. As a small country, as a Jewish homeland amidst hostile Muslim neighbors, it can't come off as weak. But the machismo of the recent attacks and this whole "shock and awe" mentality does abolutely nothing. You'll never kill all the militants.
That's my two cents. Most of my parents' Zionist friends would tie me to a pole, cover me in honey and unleash a swarm of bees on me for even saying a negative word about Israel. But that's the problem. Just look at all the various Mid-East players' reaction to Obama. It's either you support bombing the shit out of Gaza or you support Hamas. Black and fucking white has gotten us nowhere.
Meanwhile, Obama's senate seat is a mess and they're calling him and his allies "racist" for blocking Burris even though his appointment was designed just to put everyone in this predicament in the first place. All this CONTROVERSY and the man hasn't even been sworn in yet.
Speaking of which, I'll be there. They say it'll be the largest gathering in US history. History1 I'm equally terrified and exhilerated. You know me and large crowds.
Now it's time to try to make it home in the protest traffic. The helicopter is out...
I don't see how Hamas' firing of rockets does anything to help the Palestinian people. Obviously they know Israel will go crazy. I guess they do it precicesly for that reason. They know what will happen and they hope they can get worldwide sympathy from Israel over reacting. Which is what always happens. Yes, Israel should defend itself. As a small country, as a Jewish homeland amidst hostile Muslim neighbors, it can't come off as weak. But the machismo of the recent attacks and this whole "shock and awe" mentality does abolutely nothing. You'll never kill all the militants.
That's my two cents. Most of my parents' Zionist friends would tie me to a pole, cover me in honey and unleash a swarm of bees on me for even saying a negative word about Israel. But that's the problem. Just look at all the various Mid-East players' reaction to Obama. It's either you support bombing the shit out of Gaza or you support Hamas. Black and fucking white has gotten us nowhere.
Meanwhile, Obama's senate seat is a mess and they're calling him and his allies "racist" for blocking Burris even though his appointment was designed just to put everyone in this predicament in the first place. All this CONTROVERSY and the man hasn't even been sworn in yet.
Speaking of which, I'll be there. They say it'll be the largest gathering in US history. History1 I'm equally terrified and exhilerated. You know me and large crowds.
Now it's time to try to make it home in the protest traffic. The helicopter is out...
Monday, January 5, 2009
MUSIC MONDAYS: BACK IN TOWN!
I'm back in town! My trip was wonderful. CD's are so cheap in Buenos Aires. Records are pretty cheap too. I mostly bought Bee Gees albums that are out of print in America for anywhere from 5-9 dollars. I really love the Bee Gees (pre-disco and post-disco). It's really two bands. The sound is just completely different. People make fun of the disco Bee Gees often. Easy targets I guess. Three white guys dressed in white singing high. Plus they're brothers. Siblings make great targets... But if anything, disco Bee Gees is more timeless. "Nights on Broadway" still sounds fresh today! Late 60's Bee Gees on the other hand can often come off as quite dated. It's even easier to make fun of the romantic folk-pop era Bee Gees than the "Saturday Night Fever" era. But for the most part, despite being overly earnest at times, albums like "1st," "Horizontal" and "Trafalgar" toe the line pretty well. Their undisputed masterpiece, at least of pre-disco Bee Gees, is "Odessa." It's finally being re-released in lavish 3-disc form next week! I'm already waiting for the package.
My other latest obsession is Eddie Kendricks. I've always loved David Ruffin (the other Temptations lead-vocalist if you haven't heard) but for some reason never paid much attention to Kendricks. I didn't know one way or another. Simply no opinion. But oh me, oh motherfucking my. His sweet falsetto is Curtis-good. Just heartbreaking shit.
Just listen
Damn.
Has to be the best song I've ever heard about losing your love. I assume from the lyrics that Johnny Mae died, but maybe she just left. Either way, the result is the same. She's dead to him.
Here's one more for good measure... This one makes me just wanna throw my hands in the air and testify. Good Lord. I'm a Jew and this song isn't religious at all but you can feel the church in there. If you know gospel, you know what I mean. (Side note, sampled by Kanye on Lil Wayne's "Let the Beat Build")
My other latest obsession is Eddie Kendricks. I've always loved David Ruffin (the other Temptations lead-vocalist if you haven't heard) but for some reason never paid much attention to Kendricks. I didn't know one way or another. Simply no opinion. But oh me, oh motherfucking my. His sweet falsetto is Curtis-good. Just heartbreaking shit.
Just listen
Damn.
Has to be the best song I've ever heard about losing your love. I assume from the lyrics that Johnny Mae died, but maybe she just left. Either way, the result is the same. She's dead to him.
Here's one more for good measure... This one makes me just wanna throw my hands in the air and testify. Good Lord. I'm a Jew and this song isn't religious at all but you can feel the church in there. If you know gospel, you know what I mean. (Side note, sampled by Kanye on Lil Wayne's "Let the Beat Build")
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